Kev txhawb nqa marathon runners nrog ib co kev lom zem
Marathon runners nyiam nyeem cov cim qhia ntawm kev sib tw nrog kev sib tw los pab tua cov monotoni. Yog tias koj tab tom npaj saib xyuas cov menyuam kev sib tw , ua ib co cim - cov neeg dhia dej yuav hlub koj rau nws. Cov neeg tuaj saib kev lom zem yeej muaj kev cuam tshuam zoo heev . Nov yog ib co tswv yim:
- "Hauv peb lub hlwb, koj yog txhua tus Kenyans."
- "Koj txhais ko taw mob vim koj tabtom ci ntau npua!"
- "Koj ob txhais ceg yuav zam txim rau koj ... nws thiaj li."
- "Tsis txhob tso tseg - tib neeg saib."
- "Worst Parade Ever"
- "Chafe tam sim no ... khav theeb ib txhis."
- "Qhov ntawd tsis hws, nws yog koj lub hlwb rog quaj."
- "Koj twb tau txais lub zog, Hu rau kuv!"
- "Tsuag tsuag tsuag, peb nyob nraum ploj zuj zus tuaj"
- "Cia li khiav koj ib yam dab tsi."
- "Luag yog tias koj tsis hnav ris tsho hauv qab"
- "Qhov no yog qhov haujlwm ntau rau cov txiv tsawb dawb"
- "Toenails yog rau cov hlab ntaws."
- "Tsuag tsuag ... npias misses koj!"
- "Punch nov rau lub hwj chim" (nrog rau lub bullseye)
- "Koj yuav tau xaiv chess"
- "Blisters yog Braille rau txaus"
- "Kuv yuav theej noj 26.2 pizzas."
- "Koj tsis qeeb, Koj tsuas yog zoo siab rau thaum kawg."
- "Tsis txhob nyeem qhov no thiab kom khiav!"
- "Tuav Oprah!"
- "Puke thiab rally!"
- "Txhob txhawj, cov ntiv taw muaj nqis tshaj."
- "Khiav ib yam li ib tug neeg chasing koj."
- "Koj khiav marathons ... Kuv saib lawv ntawm Netflix"
- "Khiav tawm sai sai ... Kuv nyuam qhuav farted."
- "Sweat yog tau ntxim hlub."
- "Yog tias nws yooj yim, kuv yuav ua nws."
- "Txhua zaus yuav tsum 100%! Tsuas yog thaum muab cov ntshav"
- "Koj tau kawm ntev tshaj li Kim Kardashian txoj kev sib yuav!"
- "Tej zaum tus yuav nrog koj nyob!"
- "Tsuag tsuag tsuag, neeg tos koj!"
- "Humpty Dumpty muaj teeb meem ntawm phab ntsa , dhau lawm!"
- "Hotties thiab Burgers nyob rau hauv lub tiav"
- "WTF? (Qhov twg yog qhov kawg?)"
- "Ua kom tau txhua hmo ua qhov kev kos npe no nyuaj heev."
- "Tig rov qab! Nws yog ib qho ntxiab"
- "Khiav li ib tug neeg khiav nkaum"
- "Koj tsis tag yuav tag kis!"
- "Koj tuaj ntawm no ... koj yuav zoo li tiav!"
- "Khiav, Muaj txiv leej tub ntxim hlub nyob rau hauv koj lub xub ntiag thiab ib tug txiv leej tub sab nraub qaum."
- "Dawb hugs yog tias koj tsis hnav ris tsho hauv qab"
- "Koj TSIS TXHOB yeej muaj." (pom ntawm mais 1)
- "Mus Random Sawv Cev, Mus!"
- "Kuv xav tias qhov no yog ib txoj cai thiab kev txiav txim siab" Marathon! "
- "Vim tias 26.3 yuav vwm"
- "Yog tsis muaj app rau qhov no, kom khiav."
- "Qhov kawg yog nyob ze." (Daim ntawv kos npe los ntawm tus txiv neej hnav ris tsho li Grim Reaper ntawm mais 21 ntawm 2010 Marathon Marathon Marathon, uas yog nyob rau Xus)
- "Tom qab tam sim no, tom qab ntawd dej qab zib"
- "Yog hais tias koj yeej hlub kuv, koj yuav khiav ceev dua!"
- " Dub ntiv tes yog ntxim hlub"
- "Luag nyav, koj tseem ceev dua txhua tus neeg qab koj"
- "Tsis txhob F @ # & Nws nce!"
- "Koj lub shoelaces yog untied!"
- " Cov da dej khov thiab cov ncuav qab zib tom tiav!"
- "Khiav li yog ib txhais tes cia li tawm hauv av thiab tsuam koj pob taws!"
- "Coj ib lub tsheb, nws sai dua!"
- "Khiav li koj nyob nraum chasing squirrels!" (nrog rau ib daim duab ntawm ib tug aub)
- "Khiav Forrest Khiav!"
- "Tsis muaj leej twg ua rau koj ua li no!"
- "Lub rooj txhawb siab no yuav dhau mus sai sai ... qhov chaw nyob yog qhov twg?"
- "Hav marathoners, maj nrawm, Tswb cov khoom noj ib nrab yog noj tag nrho cov zaub mov!"
- "Koj nyob nraum yuav luag muaj!" (Tias qhov SHE tau hais!) "
- "Koj yuav mus rau txoj kev tsis ncaj ncees lawm!"
- "Tsuas yog 26,1 miles mus!"
- "Luag yog tias koj tsis hnav ris tsho hauv qab!"
- "Khiav Zombies yog chasing koj!"
- "Khiav ib yam li ib tug neeg cia li hu koj ua ib co lus."
- "5 mus rau 1 koj hurl ua ntej qhov no lawm"
- "Luag nyav yog koj hais me me"
- "Kuv tabtom sim mus hla kev!"
- "Tej zaum yuav kawm tau nrog koj" (nrog rau daim duab Yoda)
- "High Fives $ 5"
- "Xav tias qhov no nyuaj? Sim zuj zus tawm bangs!"
- "Hav Hmoob, kuv zoo siab rau koj!"
- "Mus rau lub subway ... nws sai dua!"
- "Khiav li koj iPhone yog 1%!"
- "Mortuary tom ntej .... saib ciaj sia!"
- "Khiav yooj yim, koj tsis mus yeej!"
- "Yog tias kuv tau khiav ntawm nws, los ntawm Vajtswv, koj ua tau, thiab."
- "Chuck Norris tsis tau khiav ib lub caij nyoog."
- "$ 100 nqi tom kawg!
Cia li kidding ... kom khiav! " - "Nws zoo siab thaum nws tsis ua phem."
- "Peb yuav tsis qhia leej twg koj quaj"
- "Tsuag, lawv khiav tawm ntawm cov zaub mov ntawm txoj kab tiav."
- "Tag nrho cov ntiv taw mus rau saum ntuj ceeb tsheej"
- "Luag nyav! Nco ntsoov koj them nyiaj rau qhov no!"
- "Kuv xav tias nws tau hais tias" meb "mais"
- "No marathon yuav lom zem yog tias nws tsis yog rau txoj kev khiav"
Funny Marathon Signs for Kids
Yog hais tias koj cov me nyuam muaj kev zoo siab rau lawv niam, txiv, xib fwb, los yog lwm yam tshwj xeeb marathoner, nov yog qee cov cim kev lom zem rau lawv tuav.
- "Tsuag tsuag, Niam, Peb tshaib plab ... thiab qias neeg!"
- "Kuv niam khiav sai dua koj niam!"
- "Kuv mommy woke up full of awesome!"
- "Tsis yog muaj zog ... Niam muaj zog!"
- "Kuv txiv yog vwm sai"
- "Tsuag, peb xav mus rau lub Nceeg Vaj!" (pom ntawm Disney marathon)
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