Ib phau ntawm Funny Quotations Txog Khiav
Cov neeg khiav dejnum muaj kev txaus siab ntawm kev lom zem. Tau txais qee qhov kev luag ntawm cov quotes no.
1. "Tsuas yog vim li cas kuv thiaj yuav kauj pob txhawm rau kom kuv hnov mob hnyav dua."
- Erma Bombeck
2. "Koj yuav tsum tsis nco qab koj txoj kev ua neej yav dhau los ua ntej koj sim lwm yam, Koj lub siab tsis paub tias qhov twg los."
- Frank Shorter, 1972 Olympic marathon kub medalist
3. "Yog tias koj pib xav zoo thaum lub caij ultra, tsis txhob txhawj, koj yuav tau txais nws."
- Gene Thibeault
4. "Kuv yuav mus tawm ib tug yeej yog tias kuv yuav tsum nrhiav ib haiv neeg hauv tsev kawm ntawv siab los yeej kuv lub xeem."
- Johnny Grey
5. "Kuv tsis xav tias kev khiav hauj lwm yog kev noj qab haus huv, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog thaum sawv ntxov mus kev." Yog thaum sawv ntxov joggers paub tias kev ntxias lawv pom rau cov neeg tsav tsheb thaum sawv ntxov, lawv yuav nyob twj ywm hauv tsev thiab zaum ua ke. "
- Rita Rudner
6. "Yog tias nws yooj yim, kuv yuav ua nws."
-nov ntawm tus neeg kos npe marathon tus neeg saib xyuas
7. "Kuv nyiam kev khiav teb chaws hauv lub teb chaws ... Ntawm tus khiav, Kuv xav tias zoo li hamster."
- Robin Williams
8. "Ua ntej koj thuam ib tus neeg, koj yuav tsum khiav ib mais hauv lawv cov khau, ua li ntawd, thaum koj thuam lawv, koj yog ib mais thiab koj muaj khau."
-Unknown
9. "Yog tias koj tsis muaj hnub" phem ", koj yuav tau ua tej yam tsis zoo; yog tias koj tsis muaj hnub" zoo ", koj yuav tau ua tej yam tsis ncaj ncees."
-Mark Remy
10. "Cov teeb meem nrog jogging yog hais tias los ntawm lub sij hawm koj paub tias koj tsis nyob rau hauv zoo rau nws, nws yog deb dhau mus taug kev rov qab."
-Franklin Jones
11. "Kuv khiav ntawm kuv lub hom phiaj hauv lub neej yuav ua rau kuv loj dua qub kuv lub siab."
- Bill Kirby
12. "Kev ua si yog kev ua si kev puas hlwb ... thiab peb txhua tus yog neeg siab zoo!"
- Sau tsis paub
13. "Lub neej luv luv ... khiav ua kom zoo li ntev dua."
- Baron Hansen
14. "Kuv tsis tau qhia txhua lub sijhawm uas tuaj ntawm no thiab tuaj nrog kuv sai li sai tau."
- John Bingham , rau kev khiav marathons
15. "Kuv mascara sau sai dua koj ua."
-nws ntawm tus khiav lub T-shirt
16. "Kuv mus khiav thaum kuv tsim nyog, Thaum lub khob khib nyiab tsheb yog ua rau caum."
- Wendy Liebman
17. "Peb tsis muaj peev xwm ua tau txhua tus neeg vim nws yog tus neeg yuav tsum tau zaum ntawm ntug kev thiab npuaj cuab thaum lawv mus."
- Yuav Rogers
18. "Kuv ntseeg tias txhua tus tib neeg muaj qhov kawg ntawm lub plawv dhia, thiab kuv tsis npaj siab yuav pov tseg yam kuv khiav mus ncig ua si."
- Neil Armstrong
19. "Nws yog txoj kev qhia kev, 'Ua zoo dev tom ntawm tsov ntxhuav.'"
- Kip Lagat, Kenny yog tus khiav ntawm nws lub tebchaws, vim li cas nws lub teb chaws ua ntau yam zoo khiav
20. "Koj tsis txhob khiav nkaum-6 mais ntawm tsib feeb ib mais ntawm qhov zoo thiab ib daim ntawv qhia tsis pub leejtwg paub."
-Frank Shorter, yeej muaj 1972 Olympic Marathon
21. Yog tias koj tsis muaj lus teb rau koj cov teeb meem tom qab plaub teev, koj tsis tau txais lawv. "
- Christopher McDougall, tus sau zaj nkauj ntawm Born mus dhia
22. "Taug kev thaum sawv ntxov - vim hais tias koj lub hlwb paub zoo li cas nws ua."
23. "Yuav khiav los sis tsis khiav? Dab tsi yog cov lus nug ruam?"
24. Cov huab cua tsis zoo kuj zoo nkauj zuj zus los ntawm qhov rais.
-Lom Lehrer
25. "Muaj ntau txoj hauv kev nyuaj rau txoj kev taug kev mus deb, tab sis yog ib qho tseem ceeb tshaj plaws yog lo lus nug tias yuav muab leej twg nkag rau hauv tsev."
-Gabrielle Zevin
26. "Koj puas paub yog leej twg tau khiav lub marathon? Tsis txhob txhawj, lawv mam qhia koj."
-Jimmy Fallon
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