Tau Inspired nrog cov Humorous Running Quotes
Tau txais qee cov luag los ntawm cov quj khiav kom lom zem:
1. "Tsis muaj ib lub paj hlwb thiab qee cov khau yog qhov tseem ceeb rau txoj kev vam meej, tab sis yog tias nws tuaj yeem ua raws xaiv, xaiv cov khau, ntau tus neeg ua tiav marathons tsis muaj lub hlwb uas tsis muaj khau."
- Don Kardong
2. "Ib nrab ntawm ib nrab ntawm kev sib tw, tsis txhob ua qhov kev xav tau." Tom qab ib nrab, tsis txhob ua lub pob tw! "
-Scott Douglas, rau kev khiav marathons
3. "Khiav ib yam li muaj ib tug txiv leej tub kub nyob ntawm koj xub ntiag thiab ib tug neeg ntxim hlub tom qab koj."
-Saib rau tus khiav ntawm T-shirt
4. "Cov neeg khiav dej num qeeb zog ua cov khiav ceev zoo zoo, Koj tuaj yeem txais tos."
-Unknown
5. "Tej ruam ruam khiav tau, tab sis nws yuav siv qhov tshwj xeeb ntawm kev xav khiav ib marathon." -Unknown
6. "Kev khiav haujlwm yuav tsis daws koj cov teebmeem, tiamsis tom qab ntawd, thiab tsis txhob ua haujlwm hauv tsev."
7. "Kuv tus kws kho mob tau qhia rau kuv hais tias jogging yuav ntxiv xyoo rau kuv lub neej, Kuv xav tias nws yog qhov zoo, kuv xav tias muaj kaum xyoo dhau los."
--Milton Berle
8. "Kuv tsis khiav, thiab yog tias koj pom kuv khiav, koj yuav tsum pib khiav dhau lawm, vim hais tias tej zaum yuav raug quab yuam kuv."
9. "Yog pom nyob rau hauv av, thov ntes kom tag kis."
--Nyob rau tom qab khiav ntawm T-shirt
10. "Nws tsis paub txog suav neeg thaum koj dhau mus rau lawv."
-Adidas
11. "Ib qho zoo khiav zoo li lub khob kas fes ... Kuv nicer ntau tom qab kuv muaj ib tug."
12. "Kuv ob txhais ceg yog Kenyan."
-Nco rau ntawm daim ntawv nplaum (bumper sticker)
13. "Jogging yog rau cov neeg uas tsis txawj txaus saib TV."
-Victoria Ntoo
14. "Cov teeb meem nrog lub kauj vab yog tias thaum lub sijhawm koj paub tias koj tsis nyob rau hauv zoo rau nws, nws yog deb heev mus taug kev rov qab."
-Franklin P.
Jones
15. "- Vim li cas koj tsis kos npe rau 401K?"
"-Kuv 't yeej tsis tau khiav ntawd.
-Scott Adams, Dilbert (4/2/01)
16. "Kuv tsis khiav, thiab yog tias koj pom kuv khiav, koj yuav tsum pib khiav dhau lawm, vim hais tias tej zaum yuav ua rau kuv poob siab." - someecards
17. "Nws yog toj roob, hla nws."
-Nkawm nyob tom qab ntawm tus khiav lub T-shirt
18. "Yog tias koj khiav 100 mais ib lub lis piam, koj tuaj yeem noj txhua yam uas koj xav tau.
Vim li cas? Vim hais tias: (a) Koj yuav hlawv tag nrho cov calories uas koj haus, (b) koj tsim nyog nws, thiab (c) koj yuav tau raug mob sai thiab rov qab rau noj zaub mov noj txhua yam. "
- Don Kardong
19. "Yog hais tias lub toj muaj nws lub npe, ces nws yog zaum toj siab tawv tawv."
-Marty Stern
20. "Ib tug khiav, ib sab stich yog zoo li lub tswb nrov, nws qhia tau hais tias muaj ib qho tsis ncaj ncees, tab sis koj tsis quav ntsej txog nws mus txog thaum nws mus."
- Anonymous
21. "Yog tias koj tab tom khiav ntawm lub looj tes ntawm kuv, lo lus teb YOG ... peb sib xeem khiav."
- someecards
22. "Pib qeeb, tom qab taper."
- Walt pawg
23. "Nco ntsoov, qhov thib ob qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws los xaiv txoj kab khau sab xis, yog xaiv rau sab laug."
- Tus kws qhia ntawv hauv tsev kawm ntawv qib siab rau nws cov neeg khiav dej num
24. "Cov teeb meem nrog cov kauj vab yog tias dej khov ntog tawm ntawm koj lub khob."
--Martin Mull
25. "Jogging is very useful, Nws zoo rau koj ob txhais ceg thiab koj ob txhais taw, nws kuj zoo heev rau hauv av, Nws ua rau nws xav tau."
--Charles Schulz, "Txiv laum huab xeeb"
26. "Kev khiav deb ntev yog 90% kev puas hlwb thiab qhov ib nrab yog lub cev."
- Rich Davis
27. "Running ua rau kuv xav tias tsawg dua li kuv xav tua neeg."
-Someecards
Tau txais cov tswv yim rau funny marathon spectator cov cim qhia.
Nyeem funny khiav quotes ntawm khiav T-shirts .
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